13 Reasons that Horses are the Worst Animals

Not majestic in the least.

  1. 1

    They don't get along with other animals. Rude.


  2. 2

    Kids HATE them

    That's why children ride them- it creates a sense of personal discipline.

  3. 3

    Horses are dangerous!

    What a beast.

  4. 4

    They look hideous!

    Wow... that's just... the ugliest creature...

  5. 5

    The weakest animal. Ever.


  6. 6

    They aren't even funny.

    Hah. Puns.

  7. 7

    Horses are boring animals

    This is now on my bucket list because it seems so boring.

  8. 8

    They all look the same...

    I only see one horse. (Not really)

  9. 9

    Horses are insignificant to world history

    Before the Industrial Revolution, everyone just walked... using the legs of a horse...

  10. 10

    Horse masks don't exist, either.

    This wasn't a huge craze! It was not hilarious!

  11. 11

    They can't even be used in marketing.

    Uhh maybe look into Super Bowl commercials about beer...

  12. 12

    "Look, mom! No hands!"

    Just awful.

  13. 13

    Not even romantic.

    That's beautiful!


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