20 Reasons why cats make horrible pets

You definitely won't want a feline in your home after reading this.

  1. 1

    Beware of vicious Cat Attacks!

    Like... Really vicious.

  2. 2

    They never let you sleep in

    When they are up, you are up. They are the owners in this relationship.

  3. 3

    They are always just hanging around

    The plastic keeps this cat away from germs, danger, and well.. us.

  4. 4

    You can never smother them in kisses

    No smooching from these felines!

  5. 5

    They are too smart for you

    Their vision is impeccable.

  6. 6

    You won't ever be able to sleep alone

    Just when you think you have the bed to yourself... think again!

  7. 7

    You have to deal with their random bursts of energy


  8. 8

    The are experts at getting into trouble

    And then they will look at you like nothing happened.

  9. 9

    This happens.

    There was a bird in the window.. I think..

  10. 10

    But seriously...Happens often.


  11. 11

    They can never keep a straight face

    This one is always joking around...

  12. 12

    They are secret alcoholics

    Well its no secret...

  13. 13

    They hate water, but love to be clean

    Why must you keep putting me in water?!

  14. 14

    They love when you feed them, but hate to be loved

    Please put me down woman.

  15. 15

    They are always testing the laws of physics

    I suggest keeping your table tops clear.

  16. 16

    They really don't get along with dogs

    Sibling rivalry at its finest.

  17. 17

    I hope you don't work from home.

    You wont be able to use the machines you need.

  18. 18

    They can be pretty bossy

    You will not scratch me anymore ma'am.

  19. 19

    They are always sleeping

    They live a luxurious lifestyle, we just get to watch in jealousy.

  20. 20

    You will probably fall in love

    You'll have no choice in this matter.


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