20 Reasons why cats make horrible pets
You definitely won't want a feline in your home after reading this.
Beware of vicious Cat Attacks!
Like... Really vicious.
They never let you sleep in
When they are up, you are up. They are the owners in this relationship.
They are always just hanging around
The plastic keeps this cat away from germs, danger, and well.. us.
You can never smother them in kisses
No smooching from these felines!
They are too smart for you
Their vision is impeccable.
You won't ever be able to sleep alone
Just when you think you have the bed to yourself... think again!
You have to deal with their random bursts of energy
ITS PLAY TIME! Right MEOW!
The are experts at getting into trouble
And then they will look at you like nothing happened.
There was a bird in the window.. I think..
But seriously...Happens often.
They can never keep a straight face
This one is always joking around...
They are secret alcoholics
Well its no secret...
They hate water, but love to be clean
Why must you keep putting me in water?!
They love when you feed them, but hate to be loved
Please put me down woman.
They are always testing the laws of physics
I suggest keeping your table tops clear.
They really don't get along with dogs
Sibling rivalry at its finest.
I hope you don't work from home.
You wont be able to use the machines you need.
They can be pretty bossy
You will not scratch me anymore ma'am.
They are always sleeping
They live a luxurious lifestyle, we just get to watch in jealousy.
You will probably fall in love
You'll have no choice in this matter.