Back That Glass Up
Recapping the 12 decisions of a girl's night out.
Decision One: Wake Up.
One mimosa, puh-lease.
Decision Two: Get Tipsy
Now there is no sense of shame to my actions.
Decision Three: Sit on the Floor
It is stable, which means more wine is possible.
Decision Four: Lose Some Control
THIS IS THE BEST FEELING
Decision Five: Lose All Control
I am FINE. I just need some tissues and chocolate.
Decision Six: Text the Bestie
We throw our handsvup, too.
Decision Seven: Misjudge Your Footing, Get Hurt
So the exact opposite of this.
Your friends begin to look at you so you make...
You... need to go home now, honey.
Decision Eight: Try to Convince your Girls that You're okay!
Which you do as poor of a job as Chris Pratt does.
Decision Nine: Think About Sleeping... Immediately.
Sleep? Oh, that is who I am dating.
Decision Ten: Lay on Floor and SLEEP.
Wherever that floor may currently be.
Decision Eleven: Try to Remember Your Decisions the Next Morning
We know what you did, but you don't want to know.
Decision Twelve: Stay in Bed Because of the Hangover
Coffee and some aspirin, please.